(CNN) — A man in northern Idaho says he has seen a massive hand of God in his life, and he is willing to share it with the highest bidder.
The Holy Handprint of Grayhek
“You know if I had a buck for every time I’d seen a story like this, I’d have probably like, 50 or 60 bucks – seriously.”
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Stories abound of people seeing the Virgin Mary in their potato chip, or finding Jesus shaped stain on their bath tubs. Allah, on the other hand, tends to be a little more camera shy, but he does get a kick out of writing his name on the strangest things – like this Aubergine. |
| You do have to admire Paul (Mr Grayhek) for putting a new spin on this one though.
As far as I can tell Paul had been deep in prayer about his unemployment, when the anointed one was kind enough to come down with a six pack (or 3) of brewskies to talk things over and ease the burden. As the evening wore on he (our Lord and Saviour) went out back to relieve himself, ditched it over the dog kennel in the dark and left this hand print in a pile of rocks. Never one to miss a marketing opportunity and help out a buddy, he urged Paul to get straight onto E-Bay and sell the book and movie rights (because you can’t actually sell a handprint you dummy) |
 Carmelo Cortez can heal fevers and manifest religious figures on rose petals. He meets regularly with the Virgin Mary to discuss his work and listen to music. |
Aubergines by Allah (presumably Halaal)According to CNN Grayhek said he plans to use the money from the sale to pursue an unpaid internship in counselling when he graduates with a master’s degree in social work in two years. (and the more social the better).
I guess $250 bucks goes a long way these days – imagine how much could have been accomplished if he’d done a face plant.
