I thought I’d put up one of those 3rd person dust jacket pieces they do to make the writer sound interesting and exotic.
The bloke who writes this stuff is called Will, aka Citizenb, he’s about 37 years old and lives in Cape Town, South Africa and also on the Internet, which has been his second home since around about the time they built the stupid thing.
He knows this is probably unhealthy, but really he stopped giving a toss a few years back.
His favorite pastimes including reading, writing, messing around with digital media in all forms, finding stuff on the Internet and poking fun at the other inmates of planet Earth.
In RL he has spent many years as a network administrator and IT jack of all trades and now earns money by trying to act clever and tricking other people into doing his work in an ISP call centre.
He has also managed to obtain a small family consisting of 1 wife, 3 children, a scar-faced cat and this dog.
In case you feel mildly curious he would like you to know that the nickname BillyBob was originally given to him by school friends and used for many years in the online gaming scene. This eventually evolved into Private Bob, however, as he is no longer actively involved in gaming he prefers to be known as Citizenbob, or simply Citizenb.