Author Archives: citizenb

Would the real Zodiac baby please stand up?

Life is a strange business, with few guarantees.

“Is this your daddy?”
One of the things you can rely on life to do is give you parents. One mother, one father sperm and eggs – it’s a time honoured recipe for keeping the planet full and if that’s not how you got here I probably need [...]

Angry troll is angry

If you live in a world that runs on memes that spread across the globe in a matter of hours and sub cultures that spring up around the latest social network, or MMORPG, sometimes the slang can get a little confusing – even for the most hardened of Internet users. For this reason I like [...]

Jesus came to my house and all I got was this lousy handprint.

(CNN) — A man in northern Idaho says he has seen a massive hand of God in his life, and he is willing to share it with the highest bidder.
[full story]
The Holy Handprint of Grayhek
“You know if I had a buck for every time I’d seen a story like this, [...]

The FBI can steal your Pr0nz

A sophisticated FBI-produced spyware program has played a crucial behind-the-scenes role in federal investigations into extortion plots, terrorist threats and hacker attacks in cases stretching back at least seven years, newly declassified documents show. [full story]

You know it doesn’t take an awful lot of paranoia – when you read stuff like this in the context [...]

Frenchies make Chocolate Poppers

The Launch: Inhaled Chocolate
Le Whif is a revolutionary new way of eating chocolate – by breathing it! Imagine, chocolate without the calories. Be the first to try inhaled chocolate when Le Whif goes on sale later this month in four luscious flavors: mint chocolate, raspberry chocolate, mango chocolate, and plain chocolate. [Le [...]

Magpies banned from Internet

Conficker also installs fake antivirus software | Security – CNET News

This one is dedicated to all the magpies who helped spread the Conficker worm.
Answer this simple true, or false quiz to find out if you are a Magpie:

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Obama’s Federal Netnanny – behave or she’ll take away your Internets

"Last week, legislation was introduced that would create a cybersecurity adviser who reports directly to the president and who would have the authority to disconnect federal or critical infrastructure networks from the Internet if they were deemed to be at risk of attack." read more
Back in February Obama launched a review of the US national [...]

G20 Protest Melodrama:Evil Police Shove Man to Death

I’ve found myself locked in a back and forth debate over the last few days with an old friend who is a staunch ‘left winger’ and attended the G20 protests – the highlight of this event of course being the tragic death of Ian Tomlinson due to police brutality. According to the Guardian’s first article [...]